what not to do on your next airplane ride

After sitting in the security bin and getting successfully through security (no small feat with mounds of baby gear)Annikah decided to wreak havoc on the plane.

Here is a brief summary of her recommendations for a fun & fabulous (for her) flight:

*be completely wired and refuse to sleep

*instead of sleeping jump from seat to seat, climb under the seats, and then repeatedly jump on the seats

*bang on tray table and when that gets old (approximately 3 minutes later): climb and sit on it

*grab and spill every beverage within your reach

*watch baby video for about 10 minutes on Papa's laptop and fuss when it goes off repeatedly because YOU bang the keys

*pull window shade down then put it up (repeat 489 times or until person behind you actually feels sorry for us)

*eat various crackers and other snacks being sure to leave crumbs and "goo" everywhere

*cry because you cannot run amok down the aisle harassing perfect strangers

*throw pacifier (on the floor and at people)

*finally fall asleep 30 seconds before landing (and wake up as soon as I move totalling a nap of about 8 minutes)

*kiss those who are nice enough (or suckers enough) to put up with your shenanigans (Ok, this one is pretty darn cute)

We had a great trip and when I am a bit more rested I shall update you all more. But in case anyone had a flight soon I wanted to throw out Annikah's advice! I remember a time when I used to read my book and enjoy my 2 hours of flight time, those days, like peeing alone are far gone.