mystery illness

As many have heard I had some weird fever, virus, overall feeling yuck thing last week. Well, I thought after a trip to urgent care and some strong drugs it would be knocked out. Last week 7 days of a fever sent me back to another doctor who was horrific and basically confirmed my belief that I HATE going to the doctor by sating; after I had already waited an hour to be seen, "hmmm, you have had a fever for all those days and feel bad......yeah, that sucks!"
Thanks! I know that! That is why I came to see you!! She had nothing helpful to say just the predictable "rest and take is easy and the virus will pass." After I told her I had an almost one year old she again was super helpful by saying "Oh, yeah, you can't really take it easy." Really, I could have gotten better advice from the guy at Jiffy Lube (and at least I could have gotten my oil changed while I wasted an hour of my life I will never get back). If it sounds like I am bitter; I am! I started to feel better so I figured I was fine but this morning I was feeling a bit tired again so I took my temperature and there it is again:102.3!! Crazy!
So, in an attempt to NOT lose my mind I am putting this illness up for a vote.
Do I have?
A. a bizarre virus that is going around
B. some sort of flesh easting bacteria (if so, I wish it would migrate down to the bootay area :)
C. nothing and I am just crazy
D. You make your own disease
Hmmm, so weird!